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Warren
Ellis, John Cassaday, et al.,
Planetary (Wildstorm, 1998- ).
irregularly published. $2.95 by
Alex
Boney I stopped
reading Planetary
in
January 2000. In issue 7, entitled “To Be In
England, In the Summertime,” the Planetary team is
introduced to Jack Carter, a shadowy London magician
in a familiar brown trenchcoat who cons ghosts before
smoothly disappearing into the shadows, leaving only
a trail of cigarette smoke behind. Carter is
obviously patterned on John Constantine, and the
issue is devoted to deconstructing the entirety of DC
Comics’ Vertigo imprint. A graveyard scene
features characters reminiscent of the Doom Patrol,
Animal Man, Black Orchid, Swamp Thing, and the
like. The Sandman (Morpheus) and Death are
portrayed on a bench feeding pigeons. The
Vertigo characters have apparently gathered in a
graveyard for a communal death, and Planetary leader
Elijah Snow quips “None of them look exactly happy,
even for a funeral.” Abandoning the gloomy
Vertigo introspection at the end of the issue, the
Constantine character shaves his head, reveals a
spider-like tattoo on his chest (an indulgent nod to
Ellis’ Transmetropolitan),
and fades into the shadows again. Too cute and
too clever by half. Perhaps because the issue
was published too soon after the demise of
The
Sandman (then a sacred cow
of mine), or perhaps because every issue of
Planetary
prior to
#7 had also cribbed liberally from other recognizable
comics genres, I decided that the book was too
derivative and unoriginal to keep reading it
regularly. Recently, though, I decided to start
again at the beginning and read through the entire
run, and I realized that the book’s method of
derivation was precisely what makes it original.
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Planetary,
which has been written by Warren Ellis, illustrated
by John Cassaday, and published by Wildstorm Comics
since 1998, features a team of characters whose
avowed mission is to excavate the secret history of
the universe. No small, modest task,
that. It’s a modernist project in a postmodern,
post-Watchmen
age. Elijah
Snow, Jakita Wagner, and the Drummer are
self-proclaimed archaeologists of the twentieth
century. They investigate and examine
extraordinary events, and Snow documents them all in
a series of yearbooks called Planetary Guides.
He saves the past. More specifically, the team
tries to understand and preserve the unique snowflake
pattern that connects a multiverse of 196,833
distinct dimensional spaces. The book’s mantra,
spoken in some form at least every other issue, is
“It’s a strange world. Let’s keep it that
way.”
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Versions of Marvel characters are scattered significantly throughout Planetary. The preview issue of the book (originally published in GEN 13 #33, September 1998) presents the story of David Paine, a scientist who develops an integral design theory that, concentrated into a gamma-style bomb, eventually transforms him into a large green monster. The first Planetary investigation Ellis presents, then, is a retelling of the Incredible Hulk’s origin. In a later storyline (Planetary #s 19-20), Elijah Snow sends a group of angelic pioneers into space to investigate an unidentified gigantic vessel drifting toward the edge of the Milky Way. When the angels enter the vessel, they find an ecosystem growing in and around an enormous deceased body that looks curiously like Galactus. Ironically, the devourer of worlds has now become a wellspring of life for various bands of primitive humans and primates. “City Zero,” an experimental concentration camp set up in the desert amid post-WWII Cold War hysterics, is a testing ground where X-Men-style mutants are created.
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